Past, present and future walk into a bar. It was tense.

Midget clairvoyant escapes from prison. Headline: “Small Medium At Large!”

Puns are a rare medium well done.

Guy sends in ten puns to a magazine contest. Headline: guy fails to win prize, no pun in ten did.

Did you hear about the fire at the circus? It was intense.

A dyslexic guy walks into a bra.

Guy escapes from lunatic asylum and rapes a cleaner. Headline: “Nut screws washer and bolts.”

Red boat collides with blue boat. Both crews marooned.

A good pun is its own reword.

Ouch!